Dear Barack:
I don’t know what you think you’re doing, but it’s got to stop. First, you beat Sen. Clinton in Iowa by a unpredictably huge margin, and now you’re surging in New Hampshire. Maybe no one told you, but New Hampshire is Clinton Territory and you are supposed to lose there to the establishment.
I normally wouldn’t comment on the Leftist Democratic Primaries, but you see we’ve all been looking forward to running a Republican against Sen. Hillary Clinton for a few years now, and we were all sorta pumped for the whole thing. Now you come along with your absurdly liberal ideas (or HERE) and two years serving in the US Senate, and we have to change our whole message to tell the American people how out-of-touch you are with the mainstream.
See, we had been planning on running against a different “progressive”. No one wants to run against someone as liberal as you are! I mean, do you really think the American people will fall your paper tiger platform? Sen. Clinton at least did a good job faking her moderate stances - you don’t even try!
Sincerely,
Charlie Smith
January 8th, 2008 at 7:12 am
“we have to change our whole message to tell the American people how out-of-touch you are with the mainstream”
umm.. I don’t know if you noticed or not, but Barack Obama IS the mainstream!